Jesus Army Life, Day 38: Pork and beans

What a beautiful day! But I have to tell you about last night.

Seven of us went round to a couple's place for a curry last night. Now you have to understand that when certain White Stoners hear the word curry, what they actually hear is "nearest thing to heaven"... so it goes without saying that we had a good evening, especially with all the laughter around a game of pork and beans. It is good to enjoy others hospitality.

Pork and beans: n. Definition: game played by any number of people where one person is asked unlimited questions for which they have to answer: "pork and beans". eg. "What was the preacher's sermon about last Sunday?" Answer: "Pork and beans." Game is over when said person bursts out laughing.